The Three Most Imporant Words

The three most important words for an Englishman in Germany are not ‘Ich verstehe nicht’ (I don’t understand) or even ‘Sprechen Sie Englisch’ (do you speak English?). They are in fact ‘nicht Earl Grey’ (not Earl Grey) and should be said when ordering Tea. The Germans are not great Tea drinkers and as such don’t realise the difference between a refreshing cup of tea, and Earl Grey. I made the mistake last time I was in Berlin and it’s not one I will be making again, despite the funny looks it seems to be getting me.